1/5
A warning if you're tempted to buy this on Groupon:
This was such a rip-off. It definitely isn't worth the £130 they claim it costs because it wasn't worth the £89 I paid. Firstly, it isn't clear how to access the spa when you enter the hotel and the hotel staff give odd directions. As a side note, the hotel lobby looks like Donald Trump personally decorated it.
Once I finally found the spa, the worker spent way too much time over explaining things which then cut into my service time. Then, I was told I HAD to use the hammam first even though I wanted the massage first, then the hammam and sauna. The hammam space was just okay, very basic and not at all upscale.
The massage was absolutely awful. It's done in an OPEN, non-private space; I get massages on a regular basis and I have never, ever had one done in a non-private space. The worker insisted I keep my wet swimsuit/swimming costume on (because once again, the clock did not stop for the transition from the hammam to massage). After asking me what type of pressure I preferred, at no point did she check with me if it was okay as she went on with the massage. I chose a hot stone massage, and she never asked me if the temperature of the stones was fine (it was not, to the point where I immediately removed a stone from where she placed it). She basically just rubbed a not so nice smelling oil on my legs, feet, and back. And then that was it.
At the beginning of the appointment (when she spent way too much time explaining the small locker room to me), I had already indicated a desire to use the sauna. Despite this, the sauna was not turned on when I finished the very underwhelming massage. I had to go hunt down the worker to turn it on, and then it took at least 20 minutes to get to above 40 degrees.
I do NOT recommend this Groupon nor this spa at all.